Before you criticize
someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way
when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and
you have their shoes.
Accept that some days you
are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did,
in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his
Beer is living
proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Clothes make the man. Naked
people have little or no influence on society.
If at first you don't
succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried.
If you can keep your head
when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably
haven't understood the seriousness of the situation.
Sometimes life's Hell. But
hey! Whatever gets the marshmallows toasty.
~J. Andrew Helt
A positive attitude may
not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people
to make it worth the effort.
We find things where we
look for them, which is why I never look for a golf ball out
The man who smiles when
things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Dogs are the leaders of the
planet. If you see two life forms, one of them is making a
poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you
assume is in charge?
dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the
road and not be questioned about their motives.
~ Author Unknown